Top 10 best things about Mexico!

(Original Post: September 1, 2006 - Friday)

Hello from Cancun! I'm going to make this quick. When I get back I will tell you all about it. So far this is what I've observed as being the Top 10 reasons to visit!
1. All the employees are legal!
2. During a massage no one tries to talk to you. (Because they don't understand your ass anyway.)
3. You can get jewelry, blankets, sundresses, real-estate and a car rental from any Mexican in the city.
4. Even if you get totally ripped off you are only out about fifty cents.
5. Showing a breast will get you cover charge and open bar at any club on the strip.
6. The city is like one big dollar store.
7. You can take a water slide from the top floor straight to the bar.
8. More people speak English here than in California.
9. Pesos don't look as heartbreaking as American dollars when they are leaving your pocket.
10. You can always find gum.
Top 10 reasons to keep your ass at home:
1. You can haggle for medication. (scary)
2. Everyone on the street wants to sell you drugs.
3. Every bar seems to be hosting a girls gone wild episode.
4. The same drunk Americans hitting on you, that used to hit on you in the states, only now they have easy access to drugs and the illusion that they are more attractive since they are in Mexico.
5. It costs a buck to send a postcard.
6. No matter what deal you got on your jewelry, someone got it cheaper!
7. There are 7 year olds on the stage shaking their ass during the dance off.
8. Hurricanes!
9. You will now pay 50 bucks for a key chain simply because you managed to haggle him down from the original price of 200!
10. No one here knows who Dane Cook is.